"You asked for a brave warrior," the woman said.
The man raised his eyebrows. "And she is a brave warrior? What's your weapon, girl?" He turned and stared pointedly at the new recruit.
"Words," she said meekly.
"And what do these words do? Bring things to life? Set things in fire?"
"No. They just mean things," she said.
+ + +
Character A: "Does anyone here like people?"
Character B: "Eh..." *wiggles hand*
Character C: "I despise them."
Character D: "What was the question?"
+ + +
"Why do you stare at the ground
When above you is endless sky?"
"I'm afraid to spread my wings.
I'll never fall if I don't fly."
+ + +
Teacher: "What's at the end of the Bible?"
Kid 1: "A map!"
Kid 2: "We'll be singing!"
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